Dad and his Daughter

A Father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying, “God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa. ” Family joke The father asked, ‘Why did you say good-bye Grandpa?’ The little girl said, “I don’t know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do.” The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence. A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to…

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Why I Fired My Secretary!

By Mike Hazard Last week was my birthday and I didn’t feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, “Happy Birthday!”, and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone “Happy Birthday.” I thought… Well, that’s marriage for you, but the kids… They will remember. My kids came bounding downstairs to breakfast and didn’t say a word. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty…

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A Dinner At My Girlfriend’s Home

By Mike Hazard Dinner with a Girlfriend Jamani, kwa wale jamaa zangu ambao huwa hawapitwi na kitu machoni kuweni makini, soma hii A young man goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, “Hello, could you give me some condoms? I’m going to my girlfriends for dinner and I think I may be in with a chance!” The pharmacist gives him the condom and as the young man is going out; he returns and says, “Give me another condom because my girlfriend’s sister is very cute too. She always…

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Liverpool’s ground staff accused of cheating for only clearing one penalty area at half-time

Liverpool stretched their lead over Manchester City at the Premier League summit on Wednesday night. Admittedly, a 1-1 draw with Leicester wasn’t what most of those in Anfield would’ve been expecting at kick-off – and especially not after Sadio Mane’s early opener – but nevertheless, the gap is now five points, not four. With the title race hotting up, every slight advantage matters, which might explain the actions of the Anfield ground staff at half-time. Merseyside was hit with heavy snow in the hours before kick-off, and the playing surface…

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Dzeko sent off after spit at referee

AS Roma had a night to forget in Florence on Wednesday night. Not only were they knocked out of the Coppa Italia at the quarter-finals stage by Fiorentina, they were handed a considerable beating, too. A hat-trick for Federico Chiesa (son of Enrico Chiesa), a couple more for Giovanni Simeone (son of Diego Simeone) and one each for Luis Fernando Muriel Fruto and Marco Benassi saw the home side run out 7-1 winners at Stadio Artemio Franchi. Aleksandr Kolarov’s goal proved to be nothing more than a consolation for Roma, who also had…

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MY DATE WITH A MUKURINO GIRL……….. PART 1…

By Mike Hazard My attempt to have a good time with a Mukurino girl left me with a bad taste in the mouth and a sickness that nearly cost me my life.I t was after high school and in those days people stayed at home for kindu two years after results so parents can decide what to do with you. I had a mukurino friend called ifurahimu (Ibrahim) wa Nyina wa Johana ,they were a big family of about 13 children.You see wakurinos are the people who took that bible…

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Facebook To process The integrating Of WhatsApp, Messenger and Instagram

Users may eventually be able to receive WhatsApp messages on Facebook Messenger and Instagram, as the tech giant begins the process of linking the trio of apps. A personal pet project kickstarted by Facebook owner Mark Zuckerberg is moving towards integrating the apps so that they are more intuitive, prompting users to spend more time on them. For now, the apps will remain separate although the plans involve them being linked at a deeper level to allow messages to travel between them. It is thought to be the social network’s attempts…

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Obi Mikel returns to English football with Middlesbrough

John Obi Mikel has completed a short-term loan move to Middlesbrough, it has been announced. The midfielder spent 11 years as a Chelsea player before eventually left two years ago to join Tianjin Teda in China. Now 31, the Nigerian international has returned to England, joining Boro until the end of the season after completing a medical and agreeing personal terms. Mikel was said to be keen to return to the UK, where his wife and children remained while he played in China. He is also thought to have attracted…

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Emirates Boosts Its Clients Services

Emirates has introduced an innovative new function on its app to allow every traveler to create bespoke playlists ahead of their flight and sync it to their seats once on board. All customers can plan their trip more effectively, and maximize their onboard experience by using the Emirates app to browse the expansive entertainment catalogue at any time. Ice, Emirates’ award-winning inflight entertainment has reached a new milestone of over 4,000 channels of on-demand entertainment. The catalogue includes over 1,000 movies, more than any other airline, popular television box sets, tens of…

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Chris Brown detained in Paris after rape complaint

U.S. singer Chris Brown and two other people are in custody in Paris after a woman filed a rape complaint, French officials said Tuesday. Brown was detained Monday on potential charges of aggravated rape and drug infractions and remained in custody Tuesday, a judicial official said. Investigators have another two days to decide whether to let him go or file preliminary charges. Brown’s publicists at Sony Music would not immediately comment on the complaint or say what Brown, 29, was doing in Paris. Brown has been in repeated legal trouble since pleading guilty to…

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